One day Santa was flying over Rangitoto when an arrow hit a reindeers foot and they went wiggling and jiggling and they fell down and down. Then the sleigh was about to hit the ground when Santa did a stunt roll out and then crash, bang, boom. When Santa woke up he was in a big red sack but then he realised that he was in his sack with all the presents. He remembers that someone wanted some L&P so he pulled out the bottle and shock it up and unscrewed the cap a bit, poof the cap went flying through the sack. He heard someone shout oowee and then santa made the whole bigger and wiggled out, he said I’m free but then he realised that he was surrounded by Tiki pointing spears at him.
They said mog bog and their leader came over with some fish and chips and some pavlova. Was wearing a cap with AB on it. They took him to a rugby goal post and they said win or die but then Santa remembered he was terrible at kicking, but Santa realised he had his lucky shout gun on him, so he grabbed it and tried to shot the Tiki, but they dodged. So he got his bazooka and tried to hit the Tiki but it hit the tree, so he called the swat team to launch a rocket and it destroyed the Kiwi. Santa live happily ever after.